The pilot makin the usual lil speech nah....
"Thank you for flying with BWIA, we expect our flight time to be approxiately 3 1/2 hours and there should be clear weather. We will be flying at approximately 30,000 feet so sit back enjoy the ride and thank you for flying BWIA"
Right, so everybody thought speech done, but like the f**ker forget to switch off he mike and yuh hear silence for two seconds then...
"Mike boy, the weather so good, ah feel the flight going to be real easy today, all ah need now is a cup ah coffee and a blow job and ah good to go!"
So low and beehole, a flight attendant start running up the isle to tell the arse to switch off the mike and just before she get to the cockpit a lil ole lady grab she skirt and say, Miss, yuh forgettin de coffee?"
A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek says, "We had great mathematicians."
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on for hours, until finally the Greek lights up and
says... "We invented sex."
The Italian nods slowly and thinks, then replies, "That is true -- but it was Italians who introduced it to women.
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember
what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Brigham Young University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from Georgia Tech and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
