..."and there you have it folks, who is the bigger dapper, who makes more money, who have the better links, to the more important men; who could speak more languages, who have the better grammer in these languages, who feel Wise good, who feel he not good; who feel his league is a shit league, from who feel playing professional in Germany is better than what half of them other felaz doing in scotland and elsewhere..... tune in next week when we tackle the lesser important topics of global warming, Aids, poverty, war, crime and where we could buy that outfit on the fifa 2005 game."