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Offline fishs

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The perfect day
« on: December 02, 2005, 05:22:03 AM »
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15   Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30   Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45   Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by    
thoughtful partner
9:15   Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00   Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30   Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave
12:00   Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45   Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained
17 kgs
1:00   Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00   Nap
4:00   Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15   Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body
5:30    Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30   Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00   Hot shower- alone
10:50   Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00    Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15   Fall asleep in his big, strong arms


THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00   Alarm
6:15   Blow job
6:30   Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00   Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30   Limo arrives
7:45   Several beers en route to the airport
9:15   Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30   Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45   Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45   Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15    Blow job
12:30   Play back nine (4 under)
2:15   Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30   Fly to Bahamas
3:30   Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30   Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00   Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
(bending over, naturally)
6:45   Shit, shower and shave
7:00   Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30   Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00   Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30   Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00   Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30   Night-cap blow job
11:45   In bed alone
11:50   A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51   Laugh yourself to sleep
Ah want de woman on de bass

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Re: The perfect day
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2005, 06:20:56 AM »
lol..... Dude a day in my life. I love it :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Born in SanDo
Raised in Marabella and Gasparillo
Lived in Philly
Join the US Army
Moved to Oklahoma
Deployed to Bosnia
Stayed in Hungary
Retired In Germany
Was at the WC
Cheering for Latapy
Deployed to Kosovo
Y? I don't know
Moved back to America
To live in Virginia
Retired age 44
This is my life

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Re: The perfect day
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2005, 02:29:16 PM »
if i get just ONE day like that i good for the whole friigin year.instaed ah the pizza ah go have some pigfoot souse.PORK AND PUSSY what ah combination.meh mouth waterin.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: The perfect day
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2005, 04:14:10 PM »
if i get just ONE day like that i good for the whole friigin year.instaed ah the pizza ah go have some pigfoot souse.PORK AND PUSSY what ah combination.meh mouth waterin.

yuh mouth does water fuh that hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
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Re: The perfect day
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2005, 12:08:29 AM »
ya know i ain't go say shit bout this one.....ah go let it pass

getting up at 8:15 to hugs and kisses ?? he brush he teeth ? steups >:(

 

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