Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A. It's braille for "suck here".
Q. What is an "Australian Kiss"?
A. It is the same as a French Kiss, only Down Under.
Q. What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
