Firstly the good news. I'm going away to the spanish country for a few days so you trinis won't have to suffer my jokes untill next week.
So here is one before I go. (It's only funny if you are a woman)
Dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with
my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
perturbed I shall be back home before midnight".
When the man come home, he found the following letter on the dining
room table............
"My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At
the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your
secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with
your excellent knowledge of Maths, you will understand that we are in
the same situation although with one small difference.
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will
not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.................
