Elan, I too agree with your prognosis, analysis, diagnosis.
Imagine dem boys in Nurem in front ah 40,000 screaming, drunk English fans , 10,000 screaming drunk Trinibagonian fans, 9,900 screaming drunk Scottish Wales Northren Ireland fans who supporting T@T, an 100 crying drunk Bahrainis.
First minute ah de game Shaun Wright Phillips cap Autis an cross tuh Rooney on de top ah de box, he take down wid he right and let fly wid he left in one smooth motion........ Wha yuh feel Jack go be doing..
Whey Rooney ha de ball, dat man bad........................ goaaaaal...........oh shit.