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He old, he black,
He won de Champions League a few years back
Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke
He fair, he could cross,
He is quite simply BOSS
Carlos Edwards, Carlos Edwards
He tall, he gone up a gear,
He is de blasted reason we here!
Dennis Lawrence, Dennis Lawrence
He fit, he like a wall,
He does make Celtic bawl!
Marvin Andrews, Marvin Andrews!
He white, he does always buss he tail
He goal v Bahrain geh we out a jail
Chris Birchall, Chris Birchall
He small, was retired,
Fly all de way from Falkirk (sh*t jed, he mus be tired)
Russell Latapy, Russell Latapy
De Number 3, wish he went Naps,
Is nuttin, he make Bahrain ketch a vaps
Avery John, Avery John
He put on a little weight, and den put on a little more
But yuh know he bound to score
Stern John, Stern John
Other defenders mus be tired get beaten
Ent dis man name used to be Otis Seaton?
Aurtis Wheatley, Aurtis Wheatley
He experienced, a tactial wiz
He single handedly keep WITCO in biz(ness)
Leo Beenhakker! Leo Beenhakker!