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Offline morvant

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An easy $500
« on: December 16, 2005, 06:34:01 PM »
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters."

« Last Edit: December 17, 2005, 06:52:03 AM by Tallman »
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Re: funny no tail
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2005, 05:05:19 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: very nice
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Re: An easy $500
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2005, 07:00:50 AM »
lol, ah feel ah going and try dat tonight!!
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Re: An easy $500
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2005, 08:01:52 AM »
Now that was nice :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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