Alyuh hear the one bout the stummerin santa ?
ah man come and knock my door dress up like santa,
wen ah open meh door he pull out ah gun and say this is ah ho,ho,ho,ho,hold up ah tell meh self tonight ah
ded ,ah sure ah wet meh pants because ah scared this stumerin santa come to distress me .
this is ah ho ,ho ,ho, ho,holdup .