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Offline PortValeChris

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This actually happend
« on: December 23, 2005, 01:51:57 PM »
Every year schools in the uk do the christmas nativity play where young children dress up as Mary Joseph wise men shepherds Angels and they have a baby doll representing baby jesus.  Half way through the play the wise men entered the stage baring gifts of GOld Myrhh and frankinsense.  The First wise men said I am the from the east and I bare this gift of gold.  The second one went up to Mary and said I am from the south and I bare this gift of myrrh.  The third one went up to Mary and said I am from the North and Frank sent this.  Only from the mouth of babes.

What puzzles me is, if jesus was given gold, how come they were poor all their lives.

In another nativity play at another school, when they picked up the baby Jesus, it said in a strong american accent, 'Hi my name is Amy, are you my mommy,  my diapers need changing'
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