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Offline *~*steph*~*

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no trousers..no benz
« on: December 26, 2005, 12:54:06 PM »
This guy went to work without realizing he did not zip his trousers.

His secretary noticed and said to him "You did not close the garage."

The guy did not understand so he went to call his wife and
asked if the garage door was closed.

His wife said" "of course honey, the garage door is closed."
The guy went to his secretary and told her that his wife said the
garage door was closed. The lady realized that he did not understand
her so she moved a little
closer and said,

I mean you did not zip your trousers".

The guy said,"ok" and went to his office and zipped his trousers.

When he came back he said to his secretary:

"When the garage was open, did you see my Mercedes Benz?"

The lady said, "No, only a Mini-Cooper with two flat tires" :rotfl:
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Re: no trousers..no benz
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2005, 09:37:09 AM »
ah sure it was leakin some oil too.hahahahaha.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: no trousers..no benz
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2005, 09:43:09 AM »
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