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Offline *~*steph*~*

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« on: December 27, 2005, 10:46:20 AM »
three men went into a store to buy toilets

man 1:  "im looking for a glass toilet"
sales man- "there u go.enjoy it"

man 2: "im looking for a wooden toilet"
sales man- "there you go.enjoy urself fully"

man 3: "im looking for a toilet that sings"
sales man- "we are the only store that sells them.have a nice time"

1 week later the men came back.
man 1: "aye we all back here boy!! my glass toilet broke.a stone hit it"
man 2: "termites ate my toilet and i had to use an outhouse"
man 3: "nuttin eh wrong with my toilet but its jus that everytime i go to
            sit on it ,it plays the national anthem and i have to stand at
            attention" :rotfl: :rotfl:
NaPaRiMa FoR lYfE !!bUn DeM pReZ mEn

Offline PortValeChris

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Re: toilets
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2005, 01:16:39 PM »
Nice  :rotfl:
PortValeChris  AKA The Former TVV from onevalefan. 

Port Vale  We want ah goal!!

To market, to market, with my uncle Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him
Now, Tomatoes don't hurt with their soft juicy skin
But this one it knackered, 'cause it come in a tin