Two Trinis go hiking and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer.
After three days of walking, they arrive at a great
spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.
The first Trini turns to the second and says, "You go
hafta go back and get de opener or else we eh go
geh any Carib."
"No way," says the second. "By de time I get back,
you go eat all de food."
"I promise I won't," says the Trini. "Jus' hurry nah man!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the
second Trini. Exasperated and starving, the first
Trini digs into the sandwiches...
Suddenly, the second Trini pops out from behind a rock
and yells, "I knew it! I not f**king going!!!!"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!