A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two
> >months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a
> >pregnancy test.
> > > >
> >Confirming her worst fears, the test result is positive.? Shouting,
> >swearing, crying, the Mother says, "Who is the bastard that did
> > >this to you? I want to Know!"
> > > >
> >The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
> >Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
> >with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the
> >Ferrari and enters the house.
> > > >
> >He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, & the girl? and
> >tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
> >I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
> >charge. I will pay all costs & provide for your daughter for the rest of
> >her life.
> >
> >Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
> >townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
> > > >
> >"He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
> >factories & a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a
> >factory and?2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do
> >you suggest I do?"
> > > >
> >At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
> >on the man's shoulder and very decisively tells him,
> >
> >"You breed har again..."
