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Catholic Parrots
« on: March 16, 2009, 07:43:12 AM »
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.'
     
'What do they say?' the priest inquired.
     
They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
   
That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said,  'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots,   Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,   And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.   

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,  And your parrots are sure to stop saying . . That phrase . . In no time.'
 
Thank you,' the woman responded,  'this may very well be the solution.'
 
The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. 

Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison:  Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
 
There was stunned silence.
   
Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,

'Put thebeads away, Frank.  Our prayers have been answered!
 
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Re: Catholic Parrots
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2009, 07:46:08 AM »
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Re: Catholic Parrots
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2009, 04:20:58 PM »
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Re: Catholic Parrots
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2009, 05:17:59 PM »
OK
I got one


A priest caught his parrot screwing a fowl so he decided to remove every feather on his head and put the parrot at the front of the church and instructed the parrot to tell men to sit on the right and women on the left.
The following Sunday the parrot was telling men to sit on the right and women to sit on the left and all was going good until a bald man came in and the Parrot proceded to say
All men to the right, women to the left and Bald headed Fowl f**kers up here with me.
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
Lord Chesterfield
(1694 - 1773)

 

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