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Offline Dutty

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Stop jockin in public pools
« on: July 11, 2009, 09:36:04 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1198596/My-daughter-13-got-pregnant-using-hotel-swimming-pool-claims-mother.html?ITO=1490



My daughter, 13, got pregnant by swimming in hotel pool, claims mother

By Mail Foreign Service

A mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

She is demanding compensation.

'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said.

'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'

The Polish tourist board has confirmed they have received a complaint from Mrs Kwiatkowska.







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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 10:08:31 PM »
Somebody in serious denial. Can't believe the daughter letting she mudda make such a spectacle of sheself rather than confess...  :rotfl:
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2009, 10:15:00 PM »
Lord, like is Hannity or O'Reilly take that picture of Obama. Yuh know Fox News notorious for using camera tricks to pound de poor man. Look at the video and see for yuhself:

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2009, 10:20:08 PM »
Capo, when yuh come back from Egypt?  ;D
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2009, 10:21:28 PM »
"Sarkozy? Not so clear ..." ;D
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2009, 10:23:38 PM »
Quote from: Dutty on July 11, 2009, 09:36:04 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1198596/My-daughter-13-got-pregnant-using-hotel-swimming-pool-claims-mother.html?ITO=1490



My daughter, 13, got pregnant by swimming in hotel pool, claims mother

By Mail Foreign Service  [An unfortunate choice of words :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:]

A mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

She is demanding compensation.

'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said.

'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'

The Polish tourist board has confirmed they have received a complaint from Mrs Kwiatkowska.


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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2009, 10:28:34 PM »
Quote from: grimm01 on July 11, 2009, 10:15:00 PM
Lord, like is Hannity or O'Reilly take that picture of Obama. Yuh know Fox News notorious for using camera tricks to pound de poor man. Look at the video and see for yuhself:

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2009, 01:31:54 AM »
Like dey didnt add enough chlorine 2 d pool  :rotfl:
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2009, 08:16:54 PM »
Dis poor girl. How unfortunate she went swimming in a pool with such a high concentration of semen.
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2009, 08:45:48 PM »
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2009, 07:27:17 AM »
Dey should find dis masturbator and prosecute him to de full extent of de law! Involuntary statutory rape is a charge?  ::)
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2009, 08:11:10 AM »
Quote from: grimm01 on July 11, 2009, 10:08:31 PM
Somebody in serious denial. Can't believe the daughter letting she mudda make such a spectacle of sheself rather than confess...  :rotfl:

dem young gyal and dem doing it graphic

benning iron all bout the place
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2009, 08:20:22 AM »
Quote from: Disgruntled_Trini on July 13, 2009, 08:11:10 AM
Quote from: grimm01 on July 11, 2009, 10:08:31 PM
Somebody in serious denial. Can't believe the daughter letting she mudda make such a spectacle of sheself rather than confess...  :rotfl:

dem young gyal and dem doing it graphic

benning iron all bout the place

De gyal eh do nuttin! Is Chuck Norris sperm was in de water...dem ting does attack chlorine and ting! It rel strong. Ah time....Chuck Norris sperm spill when he was beating out a woman in a big truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2009, 10:47:34 AM »
Quote from: Bourbon on July 13, 2009, 08:20:22 AM
Quote from: Disgruntled_Trini on July 13, 2009, 08:11:10 AM
Quote from: grimm01 on July 11, 2009, 10:08:31 PM
Somebody in serious denial. Can't believe the daughter letting she mudda make such a spectacle of sheself rather than confess...  :rotfl:

dem young gyal and dem doing it graphic

benning iron all bout the place

De gyal eh do nuttin! Is Chuck Norris sperm was in de water...dem ting does attack chlorine and ting! It rel strong. Ah time....Chuck Norris sperm spill when he was beating out a woman in a big truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Oh gaddddd, ah cah take it :rotfl: :rotfl:, got to love chuck :rotfl: :beermug: :devil:
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2009, 12:25:03 PM »
Quote from: Bourbon on July 13, 2009, 08:20:22 AM
De gyal eh do nuttin! Is Chuck Norris sperm was in de water...dem ting does attack chlorine and ting! It rel strong. Ah time....Chuck Norris sperm spill when he was beating out a woman in a big truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

 ;D good one.
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2009, 05:48:23 PM »
Was she swimming naked? Was she jumping from the springboard feet first? or legs apart? It don't make sense.
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2009, 05:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Deeks on July 13, 2009, 05:48:23 PM
Was she swimming naked? Was she jumping from the springboard feet first? or legs apart? It don't make sense.
Deeks, doh geh tie up like the Mother

There is no WAY, no HOW, That could HAPPEN ;)
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2009, 05:49:39 AM »
Quote from: WestCoast on July 13, 2009, 05:53:33 PM
Quote from: Deeks on July 13, 2009, 05:48:23 PM
Was she swimming naked? Was she jumping from the springboard feet first? or legs apart? It don't make sense.
Deeks, doh geh tie up like the Mother

There is no WAY, no HOW, That could HAPPEN ;)

well maybe she did breed in the pool eh ::)....just not how de mother making it out ..........
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2009, 07:57:45 AM »
Quote from: WestCoast on July 13, 2009, 05:53:33 PM
Quote from: Deeks on July 13, 2009, 05:48:23 PM
Was she swimming naked? Was she jumping from the springboard feet first? or legs apart? It don't make sense.
Deeks, doh geh tie up like the Mother

There is no WAY, no HOW, That could HAPPEN ;)

Speak for yuh own sperm , some douglas have super sperm that does get stronger in chlorine.
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2009, 09:02:08 AM »
Quote from: Bourbon on July 13, 2009, 08:20:22 AM
Quote from: Disgruntled_Trini on July 13, 2009, 08:11:10 AM
Quote from: grimm01 on July 11, 2009, 10:08:31 PM
Somebody in serious denial. Can't believe the daughter letting she mudda make such a spectacle of sheself rather than confess...  :rotfl:

dem young gyal and dem doing it graphic

benning iron all bout the place

De gyal eh do nuttin! Is Chuck Norris sperm was in de water...dem ting does attack chlorine and ting! It rel strong. Ah time....Chuck Norris sperm spill when he was beating out a woman in a big truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

mih belly! :rotfl:
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2009, 05:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Mrs Jodie B on July 14, 2009, 05:49:39 AM
Quote from: WestCoast on July 13, 2009, 05:53:33 PM
Quote from: Deeks on July 13, 2009, 05:48:23 PM
Was she swimming naked? Was she jumping from the springboard feet first? or legs apart? It don't make sense.
Deeks, doh geh tie up like the Mother

There is no WAY, no HOW, That could HAPPEN ;)

well maybe she did breed in the pool eh ::)....just not how de mother making it out ..........
yeah
de mudda ent gettin to the meat of the problem atall atall
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2009, 04:11:03 PM »
Quote from: Ryan on July 12, 2009, 01:31:54 AM
Like dey didnt add enough chlorine 2 d pool  :rotfl:

must be so  :rotfl:
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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2009, 09:26:28 PM »
That mother to blame, she eh warn the chile not to drink pool water

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Re: Stop jockin in public pools
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2009, 10:20:59 AM »
Quote from: mal jeux on July 17, 2009, 09:26:28 PM
That mother to blame, she eh warn the chile not to drink pool water



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