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Football / What allyuh think he mean?

« on: October 16, 2005, 05:51:41 AM »

The Sunday Times October 16, 2005

The best has yet to come from Luis’s lot
The World Cup playoffs offer a back-door route to the greatest football show on earth and, incredibly, Spain must again try to tiptoe over the line. By Ian Hawkey
 
 
 
WORLD Cups start in June but modern versions do their best to hint at the parade of nations to come with exotic ties in early November. Some playoffs owe their existence to political manoeuvring, deals within Fifa giving continents an extra half-chance of pushing one of their countries to the finals. Others are simply a punishment.
Spain, who boast the best professional league in the world, are now serial visitors, not good enough to enter via the front door. Australia cannot help knocking at the tradesmen’s entrance; Trinidad & Tobago and Bahrain are enchanted by the prospect.

 
 
Trinidad’s senior pro is Dwight Yorke, who might allow the observation that any man who has conquered Jordan should expect to deal with Bahrain. Yorke’s been waiting for this moment since 1990 when T&T lost out in last-gasp circumstances against the United States.

Neither he, nor teammate Russell Latapy — 37 and still talked of with nostalgia in Scottish club football — will have another chance. Nor may Coventry’s Stern John, who became T&T’s leading goalscorer last Wednesday when they secured their playoff option by beating Mexico.

West Ham’s Shaka Hislop played the second half in goal. Brian Lara bellowed his support. The islands beat out songs long into the night for the Soca Warriors, coached by Leo Beenhakker, who was once in charge of Real Madrid and Holland.

 
 This article has been cut by me, but the rest is about Australia and Spain, so not really relevant.
What does he mean in the first paragraph about political manoeuvering and FIFA deals?
And check dah one about Jordan

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Football / Re: Collin Samuel

« on: October 16, 2005, 05:06:09 AM »

Hey Colin. Slange Va

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Football / Re: Football problems

« on: October 16, 2005, 05:03:46 AM »

Is jus boredom does make mih write shite

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Football / Re: TTFF apologise for Nakhid's comments

« on: October 16, 2005, 04:59:30 AM »

Ah wonder who write TTFF disclaimer?
To me they should have simply said that, Nakhids comments were his personal comments and that TTFF as a national organisation disclaims any responsibility for them even though he is an employee. Full stop , end of story.
Even though some people might have interperated them to be racist, why say that they were or could have been ?
I personaly doh want no drug money laundered thru the warriors.

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Football / Re: Football problems

« on: October 16, 2005, 04:35:06 AM »

Allright time to close this post.
He call mih again dis morning to say all's well again in de ranch but it was a close call.
What happened is he, called her and told how sorry he was and that he was really only upset because he cyar see how he could use the sou sou money to go germany and still have enough to put in the extra room for the baby and he just get he normal stupid way when he drunk. He also tell her how he going to stop drinking since he realise he cyar live without her an he only tell her bout the uwi girls to make her vex. Eventually she allright and that she will come back home Sunday because she done arrange with her mother and sisters to go to church that night.
But it did not go as smoothly as that.
Mih boy decide that because he have Saturday free, he will take a last few beers with the boys and play some horse in St James.
This is what he tell mih happen after.
About 6 oclock in de evening he get a phonecall, is bandy dandy.
He say : " Fish boy yuh remember bandy dandy de chick from Providence dat use to only like bandy leg man because she feel dey foot like dat because dey need space fuh tool?
Me: " Yes"
Pard: " Well she call mih and say she have a problem with she car, she just finish watching football in de savanna and she need help"
Me: " Wait nah, she does still go an watch game to see if it have bandy leg man tuh pick up ?"
Pard: " Yeh, an she still only know about corner because she say that is de only time yuh does see about 16, 17 man in shorts in one lil area."
Me :" So wha happen breds?"
Pard: " Well ah went round de savanna an meet she. De car have a flat tire an she cyar bend down tuh fix it because she wearing one short short skirt. Ah eh go lie fish, buh yuh boy start tuh tink lick up an ting an den ah remember mih promise, so ah jus chill an start tuh change de tire. Whilst ah jacking up de car ah realise ah shadow come over mih buh ah eh take dat on, den ah hear she asking mih something, so ah raise up mih head an nex ting I know mih head inside she skirt because she was standing right over mih, buh dat wasn't bad, de next ting ah hear is mih wife calling mih name.
Me : " Shit, wha yuh do?"
Pard:" Ah ahd to think quick, leave mih head where it is or come out"
Me" Doh stick now tell mih?
Pard: "Well ah take out mih head an fly up an say to she "wha yuh doing here girl?", same time a wiping mih hand on Bandy skirt."
She ask mih what ah was doing ? So ah tell her ah was just fixing the young lady flat tire.
She say no, what mih head was doing inside she skirt?"
Ah say " Why allyuh so, yuh eh see ah was wiping mih head an hand on she skirt ?
She eh have no rag in she car, yuh really feel ah go get into chuppiness around d savanna an after what we talk about dis morning? Like you have ting tuh hide yuhself or wha ?"
Well fish boy she jus start tuh laff an tell mih she jus come with she mudder fuh some polourie and coconut water an she go see mih tomorrow.
So then ah tell Bandy fine one ah she other football conquests tuh fix she flat an ah buss it back tuh mih pardners an dem fuh more beers because yuh know from tomorrow ah like priest.
Then he tell mih laters.

By the way he will be going to the Bahrain game but with his mudder-in-law in tow.

 




























Obviously by now allyuh realise this didn't really happen.




She never did take him back

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Football / Re: Jumping on de band waggon

« on: October 16, 2005, 01:27:24 AM »

Ah cyar believe it have so many people who already make plans to go to Germany , man have tuh organise vacation, money to stay in de people place eat drink visit de legal whore houses etc. We should get Shaun to tell us what de real deal with tickets going to be. Also ah sure de team will have warm up games in Europe dat I personally will want to go to. 
If I cyar get tickets, is ah new breed ah bandit in de making.
 

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Football / Re: Is God put we they, That first goal was devine intervention

« on: October 15, 2005, 07:08:21 AM »

Ah jus watch mihself in de mirror. Yes is still me, ah black, ah dougla, ah still have de buss head scar from de hockey stick an a still cyar say 3 properly . Ah must be ah counterfeit warrior. 

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Football / Re: just curious

« on: October 15, 2005, 06:38:00 AM »

Stop smoking, drinking, womanising.
Start running, eating salads,an going tuh church, temple, mosque, synagog.
Because ah know ah would have tuh live fuh sixteen more years, tuh do dis again.

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General Discussion / Re: Bomb went off at Smokey and Bunty

« on: October 15, 2005, 01:23:49 AM »

I cannot believe we reach the point where there are trinis who could do something like this for fun.
This have more in the mortar than the pestle (did I get that right).
What happen to the plan to place cameras in the city? Western main road would be an obvious place to put some, what with all the activity there everyday and night.
I real real disappointed with the situation back home and the helplessness of the police and government

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Jokes / Horses for courses

« on: October 15, 2005, 01:14:08 AM »

man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind
him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" He asks

"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name
of Mary Ellen written on it" she replies.

"Don't be silly " he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary
Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on".

She seems satisfied at this and apologizes.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails

him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes around he asks "What was that for?"

His wife said, "Your f**kin' horse phoned"

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Football / Re: Football problems

« on: October 14, 2005, 10:30:26 PM »

De man call mih back an ask mih wat happen, because like he was still drunk when he talk tuh mih de last time.
So ah tell him wat happen an how de whole forum now know about he chuppidness.
He say he worried about dat, but somehow he go have tuh fix it because he could survive on KFC an Hot shoppe roti fuh 2 days but he go dead if he eh get he mudder in law Sunday lunch, he say not even he own mudder could make ah callaloo like she.
So ah tell him, well it look like plenty flowers an choclate an ting.
He say; Boy fishs yuh forget de las time ah do shit like dis when WC had win out everthing? Ah had to take de woman an she mudder to Bados fuh ah week. Buh ah wuk someting out.

Watch dis space

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Football / Re: five very bad things to note about bahrain national football

« on: October 14, 2005, 10:23:12 PM »

Ah spend some time wukking in UAE. An dey serious about dey fasting an ting,
We should schedule de game for 5 oclock in de evening, dey go be hungry, hungry an have tuh stop for prayers as de game start back in de second haf.
No offence to mih muslim bredders, buh is war

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Football / Barriers not stopping Bahrain

« on: October 14, 2005, 04:52:47 AM »

Barriers not stopping Bahrain
PA Sport

Bahrain's hopes of a first-ever World Cup appearance remain alive, and as a result Luka Peruzovic continues to look for ways to overcome the barriers that lie in his team's path to Germany 2006.

After overcoming Uzbekistan on Wednesday evening - a 0-0 draw at home saw Bahrain go through on the away goals rule after a 1-1 tie in Tashkent four days earlier - Peruzovic's team will now meet Trinidad & Tobago in a final eliminator for a spot in next year's finals.

Despite making it so far in the quest to secure an unprecedented fifth place in the finals for Asia, the Croatia-born Belgian is now presented with a new set of problems ahead of a game that will see both teams traverse the globe in the space of just four days next month.

Trinidad & Tobago will host the first leg on November 12 with the second leg in Manama on November 16 while Peruzovic will also battle to secure the release of his players, the majority of whom play professionally in Qatar and Kuwait.

"It will be difficult because there is an eight-hour time difference between Bahrain and Trinidad, but we have no choice, we must accept this situation and try to do our best," Peruzovic told PA Sport.

"I don't know yet how we are going to prepare, but we have to make a good plan and stick to it."

"Also, it is Ramadan here and the players have to respect that. Plus we have nine players who have already gone back to their clubs in Qatar and they have three competitive league games before we face Trinidad and anything can happen there."

"I don't know if I can have the players before and maybe the Bahrain and Qatar federations can make some kind of agreement to give us the players at the beginning of November."

Bahrain's progress to the next phase of qualifying was achieved after a false start against Uzbekistan in September, when FIFA ordered the first leg of their eliminator to be replayed after a refereeing error prompted the Uzbeks to make an official complaint to the game's governing body.

With Uzbekistan having won the annulled first leg 1-0, the move represented a spectacular mistake on the part of the Central Asian nation's federation while giving Peruzovic and his team more time to acquire an edge to their play that was missing one month ago.

It clearly paid off and Bahrain are now on the verge of capping their rapid rise to the upper echelons of Asian football with an appearance in Germany next summer.

"I knew before the match that it would be tough because Uzbekistan have good players and, secondly, for them it was important to score a goal," said Peruzovic. "I told them the match would be difficult and it was."

"We made it a little bit more difficult for ourselves because from the beginning we had chances to score and we didn't take them, so in the last 15 minutes we were in a difficult position. But the players worked hard and in the end everybody was happy."

"I think we deserved it over the two matches because we played more realistic football and it was very important to score in Tashkent. It was very, very important. I knew a goal would make the difference."

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Football / Re: Football problems

« on: October 14, 2005, 02:52:07 AM »

what can I say ?
The man is a real pig when it come to women, at least he not big enough to do physical abuse.

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Football / Football problems

« on: October 14, 2005, 01:07:27 AM »

Mih pardner call mih last night inna state.
He say after he come half drunk from HC an Steve bar in stjames  he tell he wife dat he giong an name dey first chile germany.
Now this man an he wife having dey first chile a girl ( oh gosh ultra sound an 3D an ting). De birth also going to be C-Section.
Anyhow this how he say the talk went.
Parner : Ey girl yuh watch de game?
 Wife: Wha happen man, yuh eh see ah was sleeping?
Parner: Latas is de greatest an doh talk about Otis, Stern puh down some real wuk to, meh sou sou money is for meh tuh go germany.
Wife: Wha nonsense you on about dis hour?
Pradner : Hear wuh, we go have de chile on de 16th an name she germany.
Wife : I going back tuh sleep.
Pardner: Woman why allyuh so f..k up, man leave ah good good lime in st james with beer flowing free free tuh come home before 4 o clock an yuh eh taking mih on.
Wife : Everynite dis week yuh drink because yuh say yuh cyar take de tension wid de game so doh budder mih.
Pardner : De chile name go be germany, ah done tell mih pardners an dem.
Wife : Yuh pardners an dem making chile? Is dem yuh screw?  Why yuh doh name de chile latas since is only he yuh does be talking bout for de last two years?
Pardner: Yuh gehhing mih damn mad now. The biggest ting dah go happen in dis country history an ah want tuh commorate with mih daughter, an yuh getting on like yuh mudder.
Wife: Doh raise yuh voice at mih dis hour, an how mih mudder come in dis?
Pardner: Well everything yuh mudder want she does have tuh get, if wasn't fuh she an she pressure we wouldna be marrid yet an everyting woulda be sweet like how it was before.
Wife (crying now): So yuh relly didn want tuh marrid? An was is de sweet life yuh talking bout? When yuh was screwing all dem hoe from uwi ?
Pardner: Who say ah stop?
Wife : I going by mih mudder.
Pardner: Doh let de door hit yuh in yuh flat ass.
Wife : Yuh is a nasty man.
Pardner sleeping.

So he say she aint come back home yet but his biggest concern is dat she have de sou sou money.

If allyuh want more of this true life football fan saga, leh mih know.

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Football / Re: Mexico Sell Out

« on: October 13, 2005, 10:26:16 PM »

I getting South African Sat TV here ( Super Sports) and in their world cup wrap up they said that Trinidad has gotten through to the play offs because Mexico played with a second string team and had no real inetrest in the game since they had qualified already (I intend to send them a fitting email.
 However BBC on TV commentator did say this about the Stern second goal, ( Take a look at this folks, what a spectacular goal from Stern John, what a way to win a match, you will hardly see better than that !! )
So there is the pettiness, sour grapes (South Africa hosting the next world cup and have not qualified ) and the objective reports.

But to all the bullshit, cow piss mix with elephant shit reports, I say Deda muteli (Georgian for yuh mudder c..t)

 

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Football / Spare a thought for Guatemala

« on: October 13, 2005, 03:51:44 AM »

Whilst we celebrate our amazing victory over the Mexicans, we should take a little time off to think about the Guatemalans, who in my opinion were worthy opponents and help maintain respect for the CONCACAF region.
Also I am sure most of you would also know that last week there was a flood that caused massive mudslides in the town of Panajachel, killing over 560 people with over 500 people still missing. Their further progress might have helped the hurt.
So do not stop celebrating (we deserve to ). But remember also our nieghbours

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Football / Re: Ruskin Marks' Asociated Press Report

« on: October 13, 2005, 03:17:18 AM »

Ah hope de political waggonists, pass de money now an doh pappyshow de team an blight dem.
Ah could just hear dem " everyman will get apartment in federation park because this is ah caring government who committed to sport etc. etc.
PAAS DE MONEY WITH NO POL TALK !

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Football / Re: First game report

« on: October 13, 2005, 12:41:37 AM »

Trini, I nominate you fuh official game report writer on de forum.
Ah like dah one about de Edwards shake an de one about Gray butting ball outta play 

J. Warner fuh fifa god.

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Football / Re: For those who want to know about bahrain!

« on: October 12, 2005, 11:31:50 PM »

Ah read somwhere yesterday that they haven't won a home game in any of their qualifiers so far, but we should'nt take them for granted.
Also ah concerned about the little time between games, if TT leave on the 13th to go there, they would not arrive until the 15th (the day before the game) .
Jet lag is some serious shit

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Football / Re: Thread for the TRI v MEX Game.

« on: October 12, 2005, 11:26:36 PM »

gtokyo,doh worry mih thoghts wid you too.
Ah lil fortunate here, ah is ah kinda boss an ah tell de people here doh bodder mih fuh de rest of de day.
Be carefull wid dem earthquake,tsnami an ting

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Football / Re: Thread for the TRI v MEX Game.

« on: October 12, 2005, 10:55:00 PM »

Is 4.00am in de morning ah cah see de game on TV ah cah hear de game on radio,
what de foook to do  ? Call de madam an tell she put on de game on de radio an leave she phone (cell) on speaker. Well she put on de TV and place de phone next to it.
 Ah only hearing crowd screaming and commentary from Mark and Sedley is only about how good the team playing and they never see this team play so good (steups, ah tell de woman put on de damn radio  !). Stern miss de penalty, ah say oh god not this heartache again. Stern score  real jump up and shouting from inside mih room  (security come an ask if evrything ok).
 Second half more noise more shit talk from ruskin an sedley ,stern score again, this is about 5.30 am , ah start to drink beers, pray , pace mih room sweat (is -5deg C outside) . Then before ah know whistle blow game done we mash up the Mex, hang up mih phone then about 20 pardners call telling mih dey drunk an dey drinking ah stag for mih.
Phone call       200.00 dollars
Beers               50.00 dollars
Hole in carpet    50.00 dollars
Stern John and de Soca Warriors priceless

Peace to everybody and Bahrain cah stop dis party.
Ah definitely going to Bahrain an support, VB wha yuh say?

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Jokes / Re: Tech Support

« on: October 12, 2005, 07:14:41 AM »

Feliz is now yuh sent this.
I install secratary with short skirt 3.3 and the thing come with virus and cause irreparable damage to mih operating system.
Went with wife version 2.0, having all kinda problems with efficiency of this program, slow speed etc. thinking about going back to secraty with short skirt 3.3 and damn the consequences

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Football / Re: Here's an interesting history lesson/just a change of pace from soccer.....

« on: October 12, 2005, 06:54:09 AM »

Never thought ah woulda see blackman playing for Germany, but it happen.
Russians does call georgians black because they skin not as white

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Football / Re: MESSAGE TO DWIGHT & D SOCA WARRIORS!

« on: October 12, 2005, 05:42:33 AM »

VB ah living inna f.....d up camp no internet connection in mih room, de office 1hr away by de border, dey say no driving in de dark because man dead aready doing dat. Talk about pressure, ah go just get drunk an wake up tuh hear de score

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Football / Re: MESSAGE TO DWIGHT & D SOCA WARRIORS!

« on: October 12, 2005, 05:24:47 AM »

You luckier than me, game starting 5 o'clock in de morning my time, no internet in mih room, ah have dstv from south africa but dem showing europe qualifiers,
ah does get by with phonecalls to mih pardners an mih daughter texting

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Football / Re: GolTv highlights- T&T v Pan & Bahrain v Uzbek

« on: October 12, 2005, 05:21:00 AM »

Mih damn server teling mih the file to big 

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Football / Re: MESSAGE TO DWIGHT & D SOCA WARRIORS!

« on: October 12, 2005, 05:05:12 AM »

  hee he. Tokyo yuh eh sleeping yet?
How yuh getting de game ?

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General Discussion / Re: What ah did not know

« on: October 12, 2005, 03:25:44 AM »

Thanks for the clarification through the sites.
Ah get some real jokey football mpeg, will send to tall and flex to see if it could posted to ease the stress today.

Fish
Trinidad 1- Mex 0

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Football / Re: Wome asked to take penalty, says Eto'o

« on: October 11, 2005, 08:24:39 AM »

Allyuh real kicksy here oui.
When was time to take the penalty Nakhid, Yorke and Latas discuss it an Nakhid step forward an take the penalty, I suppose he accept the responsibility because he was captain. Shit does happen in any game, the bigger the game the bigger the hurt. Remember Italy in 94 ?