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Jokes / God Bless America
« on: October 11, 2005, 06:56:24 AM »
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.
 
He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers died in Iraq"
 
"Oh no" exclaimed the President. "That's terrible."
His staff are stunned by his display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits with his head in his hands.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:rotfl:

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Jokes / The Aussie housewife
« on: October 11, 2005, 06:52:21 AM »
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor.  Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did a splits and suctioned-cupped herself to the floor.  She yelled out for her husband,  "Bruce! Bruce!".

Bruce came running in.

"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said. "S'truth," Bruce said, and tried to pull her up.
"You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobber (his  mate)." They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way, we can't do it," Cobber said, "so let's try Plan B."

"Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?"

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.

"Spot on," Bruce said, "while you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her nipples.

"Play with her nipples?," Cobber said, "not exactly a good time for that mate!"

"No," Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the  kitchen where the tiles are less expensive"


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Football / Re: Official big-up and inspire thread.................
« on: October 11, 2005, 06:34:29 AM »
Post make mih pores raise !!!
Ah relly hope de warriors read dis an understand de passion of de support.
Fellahs just play to de best of your ability as ah team an easy easy we mash up the mex. remember we beat mex 4-1 in Haiti an 1-0 here. To Stern , it will have 20 kids in de stadium cheering you and de team on, dey may not be like other normal children but dey have de biggest hearts ever. Dwight and de rest of de team and technical staff. GOOD LUCK

AFTER DE GAME SOCAWARRIORS SUPPORTERS, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE !!!!

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General Discussion / What ah did not know
« on: October 11, 2005, 06:07:24 AM »
Things you probably didn't know: 

1)            The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

2)            Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne,
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

3)            111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

4)            If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.  If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

5)            'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

6)            Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

7)            Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you could find the letter a?
A. One thousand.

8)            Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

9)            Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

10)        In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase 'goodnight, sleep tight'.

11)        It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon.

12)        In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King who gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*K (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that word came from.

13)        Last but not least: In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.


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Feli yuh right, is 8% of the tickets per team. I got the 8000 per game from a sksports report on Sunday (like dah reporter related to r mark).
Fifa trying to make sure that only tickets sold from approved sources will be honored (I eh know how dey go fix that).
Anyhow regardless of the venue and sponsors freebees, ttff should have enough for trinis who could afford.
Some of de english I working with order tickets months ago and even arrange to rent mobile homes to save on hotel

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Each Member Association is entitled to commence ticket sales for both Fixed and Conditional tickets immediately upon confirmation of its qualification for the finals of the 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany™. Details of the tickets (price, category and number) made available by the Participating Member Association will be made available in due course by the Participating Member Association. The number of Participating Member Associations for the 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany™ will be 32. Contact details for each Participating Member Association may be found at www.FIFA.com.

If a Member Association’s team does not progress to all stages of the Second Round, the right to use Conditional Tickets for Second Round matches following the elimination of that Team will be lost and a refund will be provided.

They gave England 8000 tickets, I am sure TTFF will be able to handle all the local applications.

J. Warner for fifa pres



 

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Football / Re: PHENSIC!!! Jes as you predicted!!!
« on: October 09, 2005, 10:25:56 PM »
 20 children from st elizabeth home coming out just to support Stern on wed.
 dem have faith in de man an eh no waggonnists. :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

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Football / Re: Who is the fastest Trini player ever?
« on: September 18, 2005, 05:41:07 PM »
Ah back,
 trevor highley anybody remember blackpool from arima? I always thought grayson was de fastest ( 10.45 in 100m), buh highley, it had to be plenty bad weed , collect ball on the left fuh TT and disappear in de netherland

3819
Football / Football generations
« on: September 16, 2005, 01:41:37 AM »
Tallman:
Help mih here. Did we ever have a Grandfather then father then son that play for Trinidad ?
I know of some fathers and sons, like Spanner and Silvio, Alvin and Anton, but do the footballs genes extend further back? And I suppose the ole talk goig to be who was better ? Father or son ?

Ah gone fuh some days, VB yuh sorted.

J W fuh pres

3820
Football / Re: Fatima vs CIC Score
« on: September 16, 2005, 01:30:08 AM »
For all the men who eh know. CIC is de most hated. Any team beat CIC. I does party.

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Football / Re: Brent Rahim signs up in Sweden.
« on: September 16, 2005, 01:23:24 AM »
De emirates (dubai, abu dabi,sharjah etc) have semi pro leagues now, de average salary for pros is 10,000 usd a month plus signing bonus, free housing, entertainment expenses, car (high end ,like bmw or merc). So if yuh could play good ball yuh could make ah decent living .

3822
Remember how good dem days was .
After intercol final in de oval was woodbrook modernaires on de streets an man an woman carrying on like it was carnival tuesday evening.
what it have now ?

3823
Football / Re: 'Smartball' gets a trial run in Peru
« on: September 15, 2005, 05:13:08 AM »
50 years from now, world cup final will see Japan vs India.

De players go be robots and de coachs will be seven year olds with gameboys !!!!!

 :clown: :clown: :clown:

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Cricket Anyone / Say a prayer for Justin
« on: September 15, 2005, 03:55:18 AM »
This where we reach now. They kidnapping the young sportsmen.
The government and police like they don't exist anymore


Justin Raymond-Guillen, the 19-year-old son of acting Editor of the Trinidad Guardian Judy Raymond, remained in the hands of kidnappers up to late yesterday, having been abducted outside his home in west Trinidad on Wednesday night.
National Security Minister Martin Joseph said yesterday that law enforcement officers were working feverishly to find the former student of Queen’s Royal College and Maple Leaf School.
On Wednesday, the day he was kidnapped, he spent the afternoon training at the Queen’s Park Oval and buying a birthday present for his younger sister.
His distraught family said yesterday, “Justin is a sweet, gentle, bright boy who has never done anyone any harm.
“We are begging whoever is holding him to return him to us unharmed.”
Raymond said she was “touched” by all those people who sent their wishes and prayers.
The victim’s father, Jeffrey Guillen, is a well-known land developer and real estate agent.
He could not be reached yesterday for comment.
Police said a ransom demand was made, but they did not disclose the figure.
Anti-Kidnapping Squad officers said they were told that Raymond-Guillen was about to enter his car which had been parked outside his home on Sanora Park, Pt Cumana, at around 9.15 pm.
Investigators said they were told that Raymond-Guillen was leaving home to meet his father at Trotters sports bar, on Maraval Road, Port-of-Spain, to watch the 2006 World Cup qualifier between T&T and Costa Rica.
Investigators said they could not determine how many people were involved in the kidnapping.
However, they said one resident heard a man’s voice ordering someone into a car.
AKS officers said the neighbour went out to investigate but only saw the tail light of a vehicle leaving Sanora Park.
It was later discovered that Raymond-Guillen, who had only moments before told his mother he was leaving, had been kidnapped.
A report was made and a team of police went to the home and interviewed several people.
Members of the AKS, led by Assistant Police Commissioner in charge of intelligence James Philbert and ASP David Nedd, also responded and spoke with family members.
Philbert and Nedd are leading the investigation.
It was at yesterday’s launch of the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) computer-based law enforcement training programme at the Ministry of National Security that Joseph said the police were using all resources available to find Raymond-Guillen.
AKS officers also said they were following up on leads which they did not want to disclose.
Police said they strongly believed the victim was being monitored for several weeks by his abductors.
Anyone with information about Raymond-Guillen’s kidnapping can call CrimeStoppers at 800-TIPS (8477).

8 days

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Football / Re: Brent Rahim signs up in Sweden.
« on: September 15, 2005, 12:42:48 AM »
Wha allyuh carryin on about ?
De youthman have tuh make a living. He must have handlers an ting.
Whether he good enough to play for tt is not really de subject of this post.
Why allyuh so ? How much man here playing pro football for ah living ?
Fooook !

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Football / Re: Fatima vs CIC Score
« on: September 14, 2005, 11:41:10 PM »
Fatima 3 CIC1
Malick 1 Compre 0
QRC 3  Tranquill 1

Wha goin on ?

This early in de season an is only one team dat have stones lef.

Saturday big match is Fatima vs QRC.
 Well done Fatima if yuh beat de boys in blue Saturday, I buying beers for de #1 horse trainer in trinidad mr mendez, if not ah calling in all mih loans.

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Football / Re: CIC 4 tranquility 0
« on: September 14, 2005, 05:09:09 AM »
VB nuff respect to Fatima, some of the best college games i have seen involved fatima.

but fatima QRC daddy ?
 
My lime back home is in a bar in diego call darrens and is with some fatima,belmont and

Fooking russian keyboard . :cursing:
Anyhow the only thing fatima men is QRC father in is running up bill in bar and leaving an going to the nex one to do the same thing in

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Football / Re: Allyuh know this fact about Ron Laforest
« on: September 14, 2005, 03:08:17 AM »
What do you mean ? The man is a vagrant ?
 

                          ???

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Football / Re: Brent Rahim signs up in Sweden.
« on: September 14, 2005, 03:02:43 AM »
Man have to ply their trade anywhere they can !!
Ask Nakhid.

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Early part of the seventies yeh, Tranquil, it was like men against boys, Tom repeat fifth form 3 times.
But the seventies also had other standout teams Fatima (that hurt), John D, Belmont (remember plucky and harewood with big bird in de back), Trinity (Chinas, derek lewis),Pres south (dey lorse the intercol final against belmont 5-1, dey keeper Ragoo was drunk).
Cyar pick ah dominant team apart from Tranquill in the earlies, but the football was real good.

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Football / Re: Allyuh know this fact about Ron Laforest
« on: September 13, 2005, 08:10:49 AM »
I did not see that game , but that year I think in August, ASL played Spurs. ASL lost 1-3.
ASL score in the 1st half, I think Ron La. Alan Brazil come on in the second half and score a hattrick in about 15 mins the coach, take him off right after because he was suffering from a hangover.
Spurs had greats like Ardiles and Steve Archibald in the team.
Whatever happen to Arther Suite?

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Football / Re: Whatever happen to the Brazilian ?
« on: September 13, 2005, 06:05:18 AM »
How much money these people does make in we league, more than CEPEP ?

3833
Football / Re: Miami Fans: wanna go to the Mexico Home game?
« on: September 13, 2005, 05:57:11 AM »
 VB yuh tink yuh could organise ah charter on ah flying carpet outta ankara ?

3834
Football / Whatever happen to the Brazilian ?
« on: September 13, 2005, 05:48:41 AM »
Somebody help me here. During the gold cup qualifiers in Barbados, TT had a Brazilian form Connection playing on the left side of midfield or defense, he looked pretty solid. What happen, he get drop, injured or what ?

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Football / Re: CIC 4 tranquility 0
« on: September 13, 2005, 02:09:23 AM »
Ah jus realise is 4.00am TT and eastern seaboard time when ah write the last post.

So ah song to wake all the batty bhoys  ( Cathedral of Immaculate c......ts ) up with.

      QRC WE WANT AH GOAL .
Repeat 20 times before yuh wash yuh mouth.

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Football / Re: CIC 4 tranquility 0
« on: September 13, 2005, 01:51:44 AM »
Ah have to find a forum where it have some QRC men

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Football / Re: Has Beenhakker made a significant difference ?
« on: September 13, 2005, 01:04:15 AM »
I was in Barbados for the Gold Cup qualifications, and man we look baad.
I know some of you all might of been there and most likely everybody watch it on TV,
but if it was not for a brlliant Eve goal against Barbados we would not have made it to the finals, Barbados who we used to beat like bobolee in the past.
BSC didn't have a clue, I do not know what happened to this man, totally different to the last time he coached TT, if Jack did not fire him after he had take us to wc qualifying rounds and the gold cup semis then I still feel he would have done a much better job than Porterfield. But this is different times and he actually looked senile and lost in Barbados.
Beenie man doh look senile to me.

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Football / Re: Fatima upset 'Compre' in SSFL
« on: September 12, 2005, 10:55:31 PM »
As Spalksman does say  " WHAAAAAT !!!" :notworthy: Fatima beat compre !

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Football / Re: GERMANY 2006
« on: September 12, 2005, 10:51:19 PM »
Get serious, unless we play team that just barely qualify like us , licks book, except ah sure we going to beat England jus fuh bad mind.
The thing to do is to get the latest, Carib, Smirnoff, Poison, Tribe girls in full uniform ( or no uniform ) on bench as cheer keaders . Ah could see man like Beckham, Rooney and Sven making de tabloids already.

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Football / Re: Fatima trounce Tranquillity
« on: September 12, 2005, 08:55:44 AM »
Fatima playing Mucurapo today, if dey beat Mucurapo ah gih dem pips, CIC vs Tranquil today too, if CIC ent beat Tranquil, then dey should be proping de table.

Team tuh win league Mucurapo,
Team tuh win intercol St Anthony's
Team tuh watch QRC.
Team tuh not admit yuh went dey, CIC

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