3 mins b4 show time -
Jack to Fuentes- "oh shocks sean, yuh know ah completely fuhget today was the day we suppose to unveil de new kit! wha we goh do?
Fuentes - doh worry jack, you jus go out dey and talk yuh usual bull sh!t and I goh handle it.
one minute later -
Fuentes to danish fan -" aye, you boy" *clout, whatap, whatap*
Fuentes scruffles the shirt off a danish fan's back
sew sew sew
Fuentes - "Aye carlos, come an check out the new kit"
carlos - "Bless...buh how it rumfle up so"
Fuentes - "Doh study dat nah man, jus try it on.."
carlos - "buh it lil big yuh know sean..."
Fuentes "doh study it...jus walk out thru dem doors and ah fella go take yuh picture"
*flash* *flash* *flash*
the rest is history